Cotswold Village

Cotswold Village
Started May 27, 2011

Thursday, April 7, 2011

A pirate's life is not a happy one

A  pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible.
"What do you mean ?" said the pirate, "I feel fine"
 "What  about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well,"  said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon
ball, but I'm fine now."
The  bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened
to your hand?"
The  pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and
got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really"
"What  about that eye patch?"
 "Oh,"  said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew
over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye."
"You're  kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from
bird shit."
"It  was my first day with the hook."

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