Cotswold Village

Cotswold Village
Started May 27, 2011

Monday, March 21, 2011

This should make you smile....

I've had a lousy couple of days and am in an even worse mood today, until I received this joke.... enjoy

White House Bathroom

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked outgoing President Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal. 

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. 'Just think,' he  said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal.  But I wouldn't do something so self-indulgent!' 

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, 'I found out who pissed in your saxophone.'


  1. Very funny joke. I like it.
    Thanks for stopping by my blog and adding yourself to follow. It is nice to meet you. Looks like we share a common enemy - MS. I don't blog too much about my MS, but it is always good to find someone who is willing to share their info.